Hi Todd,

Not knowing you, I'm unsure if your intent is to be sarcastic or to be honest. It may not have been clear to you (since you don't know me either), that my intention was humor. I don't expect someone to buy me a house but DAMN THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Regardless of what a partner can or can't afford, it is a "bonus" -- not a deal breaker or even a requirement -- that my partner be wealthy.

For an even more nuanced reading, check out the article that inspired this sharing of my "list." It's linked in the article. Maybe the whole thing needs to be burned up anyway!